Getting Vajazzled

Never heard of “Vajazzling?”. Neither had I. But its the term used when you jazz up the vagina with jewels and sequins etc.
Its pretty common apparently! I should get out more.

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Watermelon thigh busting in high heels…

How could any guy trust a girl like that!

The Japanese Marriage Preparation Bra

Triumph’s latest novelty bra features an electronic nuptial timepiece, putting women seeking spouses literally on the clock.

If an engagement ring is inserted into the mechanism, the countdown stops and the bra plays Felix Mendelssohn’s “The Wedding March.”

The bra also includes holders for the traditional seal some people use to sign off contracts and a pen for any possible nuptial agreement.

Triumph spokeswoman Keiko Masuda said the product, which is not for sale, would suit modern Japanese women who are no longer content to sit and wait for a potential husband to approach them.

Anti-Masturbatory Gum

I would be happy to test this to see if this works?!?!

Thermal Image of a Bottom Burp

Ever wondered what a release of pressure from the rear looks like through a thermal imaging camera? I just wonder how the scientists (students?) managed to explain why they needed to do this!!!via